This Blog was Supposed to be for my fanfiction and poetry (With some original fiction). But like everything else in my life it devolved into me just fucking around and pretending to be productive.
I write when im not a lazy piece of shit
I Rp as well, i will do almost any character, just send me a prompt. I also take story requests, If you want me to write a story just send the prompt, I'll tag it with your url, or with elementle original if you anon. I also do fanfic requests.
I tag elementle

 

kateordie:

bevsi:

if-dementors-were-pink:

can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda

and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind

and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move

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Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…

do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been
like no i want to write a story about these characters
or play them in a campaign or something
because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

do-it-with-a-rockstar:

strawberreli:

eldritchjoy:

this is possibly one of the cutest things there has ever been

like no i want to write a story about these characters

or play them in a campaign or something

because the idea of a mermaid who is best friends with a fish with human legs is the most adorable of all things

ngl, this is cute

aww 

(Source: )

leupagus:

itsxandy:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sevenpoints:

HE BROUGHT IT ON HIMSELF

I actually found this pretty depressing because when Happy asks her if she’s boxed before, she looks so proud of herself when she says she has, and then he just kind of demeans her response by suggesting that she wasn’t a real boxer, and you see her face just drop

Natasha Romanoff: professional to an extent.

She’s professional the whole way through — Happy is the one who isn’t just stupefyingly unprofessional but vicious in his attempt to punch her when her back was turned.

Literally. He tried to punch a woman he’d just met, before she’d gotten any gloves, before he’d explained anything else to her.  Fuck anybody who thinks that Natasha’s treatment of him (which is so obviously instinct and training, not a desire to humiliate him, unlike his violence toward her) is unprofessional.

(Source: cloudranger)

Anonymous asked
I bet the reason you are so violent in your posts is because you probably got knocked out by some girl at a college party after trying to rape her.

ladiesforloveandjustice:

quiettimeeverytime:

poppypicklesticks:

"You say things  I don’t like so you must be a rapist!!!!!!!!!!!!"  I love how feminists trivialise rape every chance they get, into just another meaningless buzzword they can fling around like monkeys flinging around their own waste whenever someone says something they don’t like. 

I’m gay sweetie, not everybody is as obsessed with your vagina as you are.  I know, I know, quite a blow to such a self-obsessed piece of shit such as yourself to know the universe doesn’t revolve around your giney.   

Why are gay people on Tumblr always so condescending?

Why are gay people on Tumblr always so condescending?”

Are you fucking kidding me? That anon just accused him of attempted rape and your response is to go “Ugh, why are you so mean?” because he told anon to go fuck themselves? Talk about skewed priorities.

~Mod Silvermoon424

blish-block:

thespectacularspider-girl:

blish-block:

stay-in-reality-liberals:

durkin62:

theultraintrovert:

durkin62:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

More like you morons completely forget your ancestors did the same damn shit and then try to change the definition of words to exempt yourself from criticism. 

Yes because PoC have set up a system where People of Color have ~poc privilege~, don’t confuse “racism” and “prejudice”.

Actually yes they have. 
Racism against whites article. 
Study on anti-white attitudes. 
White kid driven to suicide by Asian gang.
Murdered for supporting Obama while being white.
Raped and stoned to death for being white.
Raped and murdered for being white.
Teenager killed for being white.
Mobs of black criminals attack white neighborhoods nationwide. 
4 month crime wave justifies by venting against whites.
Anglophobia.
Genocide of whites.
Another white genocide.
Rape Jihads
The knoxville horror.
No go zones for non Muslims.
Pearcy Massacre.
Whichita Massacre.
White girl turned into Kabobs.
Being too white.
The zebra killings.
List of black on white crimes.
Racial fueled crime statistics.
Misclassifying murderers as white.
Mayans and Aztecs weren’t carving people’s hearts outs of their chests for the gods.
The Mongols killing at least 30,000,000 people?
Along with Mao and his death toll
Armenian genocide at the hands of the Turkish?
Japanese Empire raping, killing, and looting all over the Pacific? 
Native Americans being tribes of warrior societies who constantly fought each other? 
Iroquois tribes being imperialistic land grabbing machines of brutality? 
Yuan-Ming dynasty transition? 
Qing conquering of the Ming dynasty?
Taiping Rebellion? 
An Lushan Rebellion? .
Congo wars? 
Somalian Civil War? 
Nigerian Civil War?
Rwanda? 
Nairobi Mall attack? 
Cambodian Genocide? 
Benghali Genocide? 
Arab Empire:Turkish Empire:Mongol Empire:Hunnic Empire:Japanese Empire:Persian Empire:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Africa
Don’t forget that other countries besides America exist, and damn sure don’t change the definition of fucking words, you dumb cunt. 

Well look at that.

The weirdest thing about all of this stuff is they seem to think prejudice is fine. Diet racism. Racism lite. Skim racism.

This is how racist Tumblr is.
Not only do they have such an Americanized view of history and the world but they apply it to everything, where the world thing ever in the world was the white people claiming First Nation’s land and enslaving Africans (and yes, those are awful things, but other nations have done similar).
Not only that, they act like if you aren’t white, you were fucking helpless little lambs for all of history, incapable of evil, brutality or violence.  They’re treating entire ethnic groups like children, free of responsibility because of their skin color.  Only white people are apparently ‘worthy’ enough respect to be judged by their actions.

No they don’t. Nobody on tumblr judges anyone by their actions. They judge them by the actions of their race/gender/sex/religion blablabla. This goes for both sjw dumbasses and right wing/conservative bloggers

blish-block:

thespectacularspider-girl:

blish-block:

stay-in-reality-liberals:

durkin62:

theultraintrovert:

durkin62:

fandomsandfeminism:

whatwhiteswillneverknow:

… with different degrees of struggles that we’re implemented by the pale skin via conquests using weapons such as warfare, religion indoctrination, and oppression. And then after pale skin set systems like this into our society, they go around and say things like “We are all human” and confuse “racism” with “prejudice” so that they can keep the system the same way for many years to come.

Shots fired.

More like you morons completely forget your ancestors did the same damn shit and then try to change the definition of words to exempt yourself from criticism. 

Yes because PoC have set up a system where People of Color have ~poc privilege~, don’t confuse “racism” and “prejudice”.

Actually yes they have. 

Racism against whites article. 

Study on anti-white attitudes. 

White kid driven to suicide by Asian gang.

Murdered for supporting Obama while being white.

Raped and stoned to death for being white.

Raped and murdered for being white.

Teenager killed for being white.

Mobs of black criminals attack white neighborhoods nationwide. 

4 month crime wave justifies by venting against whites.

Anglophobia.

Genocide of whites.

Another white genocide.

Rape Jihads

The knoxville horror.

No go zones for non Muslims.

Pearcy Massacre.

Whichita Massacre.

White girl turned into Kabobs.

Being too white.

The zebra killings.

List of black on white crimes.

Racial fueled crime statistics.

Misclassifying murderers as white.

Mayans and Aztecs weren’t carving people’s hearts outs of their chests for the gods.

The Mongols killing at least 30,000,000 people?

Along with Mao and his death toll

Armenian genocide at the hands of the Turkish?

Japanese Empire raping, killing, and looting all over the Pacific? 

Native Americans being tribes of warrior societies who constantly fought each other? 

Iroquois tribes being imperialistic land grabbing machines of brutality? 

Yuan-Ming dynasty transition? 

Qing conquering of the Ming dynasty?

Taiping Rebellion? 

An Lushan Rebellion? .

Congo wars? 

Somalian Civil War? 

Nigerian Civil War?

Rwanda? 

Nairobi Mall attack? 

Cambodian Genocide? 

Benghali Genocide? 

Arab Empire:
Map of expansion of Caliphate.svg

Turkish Empire:


Mongol Empire:


Hunnic Empire:


Japanese Empire:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b3/Japanese_Empire_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg/200px-Japanese_Empire_%28orthographic_projection%29.svg.png

Persian Empire:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/The_Achaemenid_Empire_under_Darius_the_Great%21.jpg/320px-The_Achaemenid_Empire_under_Darius_the_Great%21.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Africa

Don’t forget that other countries besides America exist, and damn sure don’t change the definition of fucking words, you dumb cunt. 

Well look at that.

The weirdest thing about all of this stuff is they seem to think prejudice is fine. Diet racism. Racism lite. Skim racism.

This is how racist Tumblr is.

Not only do they have such an Americanized view of history and the world but they apply it to everything, where the world thing ever in the world was the white people claiming First Nation’s land and enslaving Africans (and yes, those are awful things, but other nations have done similar).

Not only that, they act like if you aren’t white, you were fucking helpless little lambs for all of history, incapable of evil, brutality or violence.  They’re treating entire ethnic groups like children, free of responsibility because of their skin color.  Only white people are apparently ‘worthy’ enough respect to be judged by their actions.

No they don’t. Nobody on tumblr judges anyone by their actions. They judge them by the actions of their race/gender/sex/religion blablabla. This goes for both sjw dumbasses and right wing/conservative bloggers

(Source: sincerelynish)

milestaylorcosplay:

okay I find this hilarious but let’s take a moment to acknowledge that Shakespare invented the word “elbow” as a verb 

as in, “to elbow someone out of your way

folk already had the word for the bit in their arms, the bit one uses to elbow someone

(Source: thenewmetropolitan)

iamturntechgodhead:

dominicsellie:

savioroftheherpingderp:

I cannot even handle Faygo.com right now.

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I CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS SHIT. AND THE SITE ITSELF IS EVEN BETTER. THERE IS A FAYGO RAP FOR CRYING FUCKSAKE

Dave Strider has taken over faygo

davegam irl

(Source: indianakanaya)

kyleehenke:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!
Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS
It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

YOOOOO I JUST TRIED THIS IT’S LEGIT
THIS IS LIKE SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF GAME FOR FREE GUYS GOGOGO

I just got it too, be warned it takes a while to download, its about 12 gigs

kyleehenke:

simnationblog:

Get The Sims 2: Ultimate collection for FREE!!!!

Simply go to “Redeem product code” in Origin and enter: I-LOVE-THE-SIMS

It is for 1 week only, so hurry!

YOOOOO I JUST TRIED THIS IT’S LEGIT

THIS IS LIKE SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS WORTH OF GAME FOR FREE GUYS GOGOGO

I just got it too, be warned it takes a while to download, its about 12 gigs

kuroeharu:

izzydoodledump:

peppapigvevo:

miwadake:

izzydoodledump:

All Grown Up: As Told by Ginger

Done especially for my little sister! This was her favorite cartoon growing up! (L-R: Carl, Hoodsie, Dodie, Macie, Ginger, Darren, Miranda, Courtney, Blake)

See more All Grown Up drawings HERE

oh, I am DOWN

admittedly this is better than the other ones from this artist, but only marginally

everyone still has incredibly similar faces and i have to point out that Hoodies was clearly drawn to be fatter, but still has model face. 

A decent effort, and there are really good points to it, but it still reads like gap models in “inspired by” looks than actual age-ups.

So…fat people cant have nice faces?! I never knew that. Thanks :)

Im heavy but my face looks fabulous youd never know. Im not crazy heavy but im definitely not skinny

dad-rock-davos:

batgod:

i thought tumblr was just bullshitting and this frame was fake but it’s real and i am going to legitimately cry

Hoooooly shit

dad-rock-davos:

batgod:

i thought tumblr was just bullshitting and this frame was fake but it’s real and i am going to legitimately cry

Hoooooly shit

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires

zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why
WHY
WHY?????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE. 
YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN
YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.
I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

zanetheaiden:

zanetehaiden:

its-shnazzy-time:

The only thing I can think about is how long it’s going to take to get rid of all that glitter

why

WHY

WHY?????

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS???? THAT IS MOTHERFUCKING ART HERPES YOU UNDULATING SANCTIMONIOUS NIPPLE QUIVER.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT GLITTER IS MADE OF??? GLITTER IS SATAN CUM. THATS IT. IT IS SATANS SEMEN. DID YOU FUCK THE DEVIL? DID YOU? DID YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU DIDN’T ITS GONNA FEEL LIKE IT SINCE YOU’VE SLATHERED IT ALL OVER YOUR VARIOUS PARTS AND ORIFICES. YOU CAN SHOWER ALL YOU WANT BUT THE GOLD BEADS ARE GOING TO STAY WITH YOU TO THE GRAVE.

YOU’RE GONNA BE SIXTY FUCKIN YEARS OLD AND STILL PICKING SPARKLY SPECKS OUT OF YOUR COOCH. YOUR KIDS ARE GONNA POP OUT IN A SHOWER OF FUCKING CONFETTI BECAUSE YOU WERE FOOL ENOUGH TO COVER YOUR LOVE TACO IN GAY SPRINKLES. ANY MAN OR WOMAN THAT GRACES YOUR FUN BUN WITH HIS TONGUE IS GOING TO GET A GODDAMN MOUTHFUL OF FAIRY EXCREMENT AND NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR THAT CAVERNOUS FRICTION TRAP AGAIN

YEAH, LAUGH RIGHT NOW. POST YOUR FUCKING HIPSTERY PICTURES AND ACT ALL ARTSY AND SHIT, BUT FROM NOW ON YOU’RE DONE WITH LIFE. ITS ALL DOWN HILL FROM HERE. WHEN YOU REACH THE DOORS OF DEATH IN YOUR OLD AGE, CRUSTY PYRITE PRICKS STILL FALLING FROM YOUR WRINKLES, THE HOODED MAN WILL CONFRONT YOU AND ASK YOU IF IT WAS WORTH IT, AND YOU WILL SAY NAY. YOU WILL NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN. YOU WILL NEVER LOVE AS YOU ONCE DID, RUN AS YOU ONCE DID, BE FREE AS YOU ONCE DID, FOR THE ITCH RIDDEN PRISON THAT IS NOW YOUR BODY HAS BEEN TAINTED BY THE LUST OF GLITTERING GRANULES OF ALL THAT IS UNHOLY.

I HOPE YOU’RE FUCKING HAPPY.

Remember when I got really angry about glitter

(Source: platosmusee)