This Blog was Supposed to be for my fanfiction and poetry (With some original fiction). But like everything else in my life it devolved into me just fucking around and pretending to be productive.
I write when im not a lazy piece of shit
I Rp as well, i will do almost any character, just send me a prompt. I also take story requests, If you want me to write a story just send the prompt, I'll tag it with your url, or with elementle original if you anon. I also do fanfic requests.
I tag elementle
can we just take a moment to imagine little cute nine-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
Sometimes I get huffy about tumblr but then I see that 260,000 people got the same kind of chills I did reading this…
"You say things I don’t like so you must be a rapist!!!!!!!!!!!!" I love how feminists trivialise rape every chance they get, into just another meaningless buzzword they can fling around like monkeys flinging around their own waste whenever someone says something they don’t like.
I’m gay sweetie, not everybody is as obsessed with your vagina as you are. I know, I know, quite a blow to such a self-obsessed piece of shit such as yourself to know the universe doesn’t revolve around your giney.
Why are gay people on Tumblr always so condescending?
“Why are gay people on Tumblr always so condescending?”
Are you fucking kidding me? That anon just accused him of attempted rape and your response is to go “Ugh, why are you so mean?” because he told anon to go fuck themselves? Talk about skewed priorities.
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires