This Blog was Supposed to be for my fanfiction and poetry (With some original fiction). But like everything else in my life it devolved into me just fucking around and pretending to be productive.
I write when im not a lazy piece of shit
I Rp as well, i will do almost any character, just send me a prompt. I also take story requests, If you want me to write a story just send the prompt, I'll tag it with your url, or with elementle original if you anon. I also do fanfic requests.
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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

Anonymous asked
It's more geared towards teens/young adults as opposed to past movies/current series because of how they actually look (straight from comics when they first began)

mygirlfriendattempts:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2014/06/25/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-trailer-is-not-for-you/

Let me reiterate When I said that it was “targeted for children” what I meant was that this movie was not made for my demographic so it is not fair for me to harshly judge it.

Just inserting my opinion (You can ignore it im just adding this for my followers) I think its MORE important for adults to be critical of “Childrens” movies since kids cant really recognize the kinds of things we would consider bad or good in a movie, A kid is just going to enjoy it and not take any morals or message immediately, Kids understand the messages of the piece later on in life (think how the lion king taught you about death, or how lilo and stitch made you think about whether family had to be blood) and if movie execs think they can shove anything out and no-one will criticize it, then they’ll do just that. Media plays a very important role in our development psychologically, as it’s often our first glimpse into the outside world, and kids aren’t dumb, if you give them something thought provoking (on their level) then they’re gonna think about it and ponder in their own way, this is super important in their development. If no one is critical of these kinds of movies, then movie execs will take that as an excuse to be lazy, unoriginal, and to not put any thought or effort into it.

atopfourthwall:

rossthenerd:

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

Alfred Pennysass.

a-squalor-victoria:

miss-nerdgasmz:

tommyoliverblogs:

kojimaisalright:

alpha-beta-gamer:

Screencheat is a two to four player first-person shooter where everyone is invisible and the only way to eliminate your enemy or win the match is by screen cheating - as in looking at your enemies side of the screen to know where they are and hunting them down.

Screencheat is certainly a unique FPS in today’s gaming world where every shooter is almost of the same concept but with a different theme to them. Taking inspirations from classic competitive FPS games like Goldeneye, Perfect Dark, and Halo, it’s looking to be an extremely fun and competitive game with a big (invisible) twist.

Sign-Up for the Beta

I can’t believe we are getting to the era of post-genres in gaming

What’s post-RTS going to be, you can only build your opponents units?

Either way i’m interested in where people can take them

oh my god this is amazing

CALEB DENECOUR’S GAME HAS ARRIVED

Was wondering where the Caleb comment was going to be

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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fedoracat:

bibliomatsuri:

fedoracat:

bored-titanslayer:

so I was looking for an anime to watch when I found this image

I TOLD ‘YALL I WAS GOIN’ TO WATCH THIS ANIME

Is this actually for real? Also, sakurakn1ght posted this source on another set of reblogs.

…there’s apparently a DP anime. What. Is this any good? Is it just some weird mashup of the show? Just what.

IM LAUGHING SO HARD I CANT BELIEVE

actually just kidding, i visited the page and its just the normal danny phantom

There was however a lilo and stitch anime

kylobe:

the-rogue-0f-light:

davelookingatrosesass:

you cant tell me nobody in homestuck isnt hot in canon i mean

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damn john

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z snaps

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hottie w/ a body 

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id hit that

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ultrafacts:

speeeeeedwagonnnn:

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