This Blog was Supposed to be for my fanfiction and poetry (With some original fiction). But like everything else in my life it devolved into me just fucking around and pretending to be productive.
I write when im not a lazy piece of shit
I Rp as well, i will do almost any character, just send me a prompt. I also take story requests, If you want me to write a story just send the prompt, I'll tag it with your url, or with elementle original if you anon. I also do fanfic requests.
I tag elementle


I wanna super heartbreaking one sided pompous pep story, but not on danny’s side, from vlads, where he has a crisis about his attraction to a young boy and has a complete breakdown at the thought that he might be a pedophile, and when he finally comes to terms with it he scars danny psychologically by coming on to him (With foreplay and they like) and has a breakdown when he realizes that he hurt danny


a novel about a girl in high school who’s popular, likable and fashionably inclined with a fair amount of consensual sexual partners who is bullied by the quirky new girl who thinks she’s so much more special because she doesn’t wear makeup and isn’t “slutty” and every girl is a carbon copy except for her

(Source: sherbetballets)



does anyone remember the movie where the teenage boy was actually a mermaid or did i hallucinate it





"what’s up everybody it’s Cr1TiKaL, I’ve just been elected President of the United States, let’s do this shit."

Four years later:
"Well that’s the end of this presidency. Remember to rate the presidency, comment on the presidency, and subscribe to see presidencies similar to this one."

Anonymous asked
tf is a 4chan ?




Another social media site.

Basically the complete opposite of tumblr, where its entirely focused on anonymity to the point where any attempt to re-create a social hierarchy is meet with backlash. About the only time gender or orientation is allowed to be mentioned is stories about fucking where its relavant. Which is exactly why tumblr hates it. 

It should be noted that there is an LGBT and has been for a long time with plenty of ‘healthy’ discussion, despite tumblr’s claims about the site being full of bigoted people.

"Let’s criticize a website despite not having a fundamental idea of what it is or how it works!"

I see so much 4chan hatred on this site for no real reason. Nobody understands how it works, though. There are so many gay-friendly boards on that site. And if someone says “women are biologically inferior to men” and shit like that, they’ll most likely be ignored or told to shut up.

And why should people care about your gender or orientation? It’s not a big deal, and shoving it into conversations where it doesn’t belong will obviously be met with backlash, just like in real life.

The only real shit boards are /b/ and /pol/ and /v/ for its shit mods, and even then, they still have interesting discussions at times and help out people.


breakfast for dinner is fun when you’re a kid but when you’re an adult it’s just like “yo i ate lunch at 5 PM today and linear time is functionally meaningless”


They did a ridiculously good job with the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim.

oh my god they even matched the computer screen


They did a ridiculously good job with the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim.

oh my god they even matched the computer screen


jesus fucking christ i just found my naruto fanfics from 2011 i am going to pass out

plz share them
i will love you 4evs


A moment of silence as The Giver joins Percy Jackson in the graveyard of horrendously inaccurate movie adaptations

asoue is the grave keeper, and cirque du freak digs the ditches

butterbeercharm asked
if you could choose, would you rather know what the Great Unknown is, or what was in the sugar bowl? (Since we're on this topic, what do you think they were?)


Great question! I think I’d rather know what the Great Unknown is, because I really, really want to know what happened to the Quagmire triplets. I sort of like having the sugar bowl be such a mystery, but the triplets are three of my favorite characters and I want to know their fate! Even if they died, I’d just like to know at this point.

I think the Great Unknown is NOT the Bombinating Beast. I think it’s a submarine of some sort, maybe belonging to another organization? An organization that’s ‘above’ VFD and the schism. I don’t know what this organization does, but I don’t think it’s necessarily good or evil. I think it’s sort of beyond that, if that makes sense?

As for the sugar bowl…I used to think it contained information of some sort but lately I’ve been leaning more towards it being a weapon.

Wasn’t it hinted that the suger bowl held spores for the meducoid mycelium? i suppose that would make it a weapon


if i ever stop reblogging this assume I am dead